Monday, January 4, 2010

10 Things We’ve Learned From MTV’s Jersey Shore TV Show

10 Things We’ve Learned From MTV’s Jersey Shore TV Show

  1. Man tanning is ok
  2. Italians like to refer to themselves as “guidos
  3. A good friend always distracts a hot girls ugly friend (aka, jumps on the grenade)
  4. Jersey Shore girls have the worst accents
  5. Jersey Shore guys hit on completely busted girls
  6. Jersey Shore guys spend at least 2 hours on their hair before going out
  7. Hot tubes on the Jersey Shore are likely to carry various STDs
  8. Every girl on the Jersey Shore looks the same
  9. If you live on the Jersey Shore, you must have a terrible nickname
  10. It’s ok to punch a girl in the face on the Jersey Shore